Jenny's got a blog. Oh noes.

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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foreveralone-lyguy:

breakfast-burrito:

breakfast-burrito:

My life is so sad I saw a shooting star last week (2nd one in my life) and I wished for a successful text post.

fuCK I TOLD YOU NOW IT WONT COME TRUE

let’s make a dream come true

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• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

10knotes:

a-lonely-stoner:

Just a squid casually passing by on your blog.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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jawshfuckerson:

Ugh yis.

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

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for-one-shining-moment:

hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

Which one? They both do. 

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3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

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thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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joedirt94:

Black hole eating a star

Looks like me eating food

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stilinskiandwinchester:

I Know What You Did Last Summer (4x09)-

The French Mistake (6x15)-

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frosty-butt:

thatisludicrous:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

Everyone who follows me and doesn’t know this trick yet, jUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY YOUR LIVES WILL CHANGE FOREVER I SWEAR

Are you all kidding I’ve been always reblogging like this

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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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